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That is true in the same way that just about every come-from-behind, underdog, or world record run was a fuck-up that miraculously didn’t happen.

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Perhaps, if we can’t get the death penalty banned altogether, we can just start injecting criminals with huge doses of heroin, which we know is fatal and not cruel. Because this torturing-people-with-random-drugs thing (thanks, Scott Pruitt!) has Got. To. Stop.

I think there are probably plenty of people who are pro death penalty in theory but don’t want their names down as official witnesses to a going-out-of-business-sale ten-day death jamboree.

A film studies teacher I know would not watch movies in certain commercial theaters due to applause during certain extremely violent scenes.

Where’s all the pro-death penalty people? You’d think they would be pouncing all over this! .maybe I’ll tell my mom they’re looking for witnesses!

I would be extremely wary of any individual who volunteers as a witness for this.

Well, you can’t take shit away from *your voters* who need it, at least. The GOP is veryh appy to take stuff away from people who don’t vote for them anyway.

Revenge is a stinky cologne. Do you really want to sink to their level? Let’s get more level-headed, science-minded folks on our local community boards, boards of education, state assemblies, and Congress.

Wtf is this

Saw this on twitter and it made me sad.

We’ve reached a sad point in our national discourse when we’re patting Alex Jones on the head for admitting Hillary Clinton wasn’t part of a child sex-trafficking ring hosted in the basement of a D.C. pizza parlor.

Yes, I remember that story! That was the first thing that ever made me side-eye them.

“to discriminate against my name” lol, yes, I hear that in Canada, unfortunates that have last names starting with G consisting of 2 syllables can’t use the same bathrooms and are unemployed and/or jailed - it’s a real problem!

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the

We need to preserve like the Precious and carry her on chariots or something

Yeah, if there’s one thing I’ve learned about New England from living here most of my life, it’s that it’s a weirdly disparate place. The cities fit the common perception of diversity and progressiveness, but head out to the rural hills and you find some incredibly geographically confused people flying the

She’s the best.