throwthekeys
ThrowTheKeys
throwthekeys

The only way to get into Bull Valhalla is to take some motherfuckers out first.

All the stars asdfkjhlakdjsa

My mom told me: “You’re going to change. He’s going to change. In 5, 10, 20 years, he will not be the person you married and vice versa. Don’t cling to what you thought you knew or were going to be.”

Having a bad day today. Lots of pain, lightheadedness, so tired. (I have fibromyalgia. ) I don’t know how I can keep this up. Working part-time 6 days a week. Going to meetings and protests when I can. If i don’t take a nap during the day (which has happened less and less), I feel awful, and it just builds and

Don’t go to Afghanistan that ruined mine, additionally be honest.

That’s remarkable shade (like what the Irish PM said at the White House about St. Patrick being an immigrant).

Never forget the message Merkel had for Trump after the election:

that’s the impression I get, too!!!! I get the impression from his body language and all that she tore him a new one and he’s seething about it because how could a WOMAN talk to him like that.

Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

damn it man, I’ll never be able to look at that acronym the same way :(

rump-voting west virginian: ‘SUCH A GREAT BUSINESSMAN😍’

I was in a pretty horrific car accident about 5 years ago and was in a lot of pain from my injuries. I was prescribed 30 Oxys when I was discharged from the hospital. One of the nurses literally chased me out to my car and told me please please don’t take the pills for more than 3 days, self medicate with pot and

LOL as if he even wrote the books that carry his name.

I laughed thinking about a good doggie crossing the road at Monaco and making all the cars stop.

“LOL if he wasn’t busy playing so much golf on the weekends.


In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

That was my point! Dr. Oz is like the patron saint of sketchy ass pseudoscience. That’s why this defies expectations