Hopefully involving a lot of arrests.

IT?

My hair is anti styles. It does this and only this.

I believe you. Please let this be true.

Currently growing my pixie cut, which I got in the summer. Here’s what it looked like back then:

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

lifestyles indeed...

This is actually Ms. Lawson being untoward. NSFW:

I don’t know what foxy young JT has to do with any of this conversation, and I really don’t care. He can get it.

Yes.

aren’t you cool

I was there between 6th and 8th grade. I went in with a love for science that I didn’t let them kill.

Shut your mouth, heathen. Geology is a sin.

The first time I did it while watching The 70s Show, years of confusion cleared up. “Ohhhhhhhhh, THAT’S why people like him!”

I know! But it kind of makes me pleased because my husband looks like him, and it used to annoy me when people would call him Kelso (because my husband is a smarty-pants physicist at MIT, and not a complete idiot). Now, I’m like...okay, yeah!

Not interested in your tip.

It’s an inside joke, friend. :)