If you’re severely nearsighted, sure.

also this:

Never forget.

A modern day David Caruso

Honestly I’m not sure what else the 78-112 demographic watches.

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

the PT cruiser, the pontiac aztek, etc.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

Lol what? I do enjoy coffee. I’ve only owned one car with traction control. Ive only ever ran out of talent on a track

Meanwhile, back in the states...

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

I mean, they could also just follow your car to rob you. And they can do that without having to do any extra hacking work.

How has the Muslim Ban been making America Great so far? How safe did the American people feel after the ban? Do they feel safer with people like this or the person who shot 2 Indian guys at a bar?

I hope there’s a special place in hell for them too.

Dave rules