40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

Alfa Romeo Four Leaf

Jordan is only a “legend” because Scottie Pippen showed up.

His new campaign slogan:

...shit. Sorry man. Go test drive a Giulia QF in her memory?

Julia Four Leaf Clover

I think the names are determined by having an Italian say a bunch of random words, and some American just picks whichever sounds sexiest.

Don’t forget Ferrari the Ferrari.

Funny you said that. I showed the picture of this car to my three year old and asked him if he liked it. He said yes. When I asked why he said “because it’s super fast.”

Well, the 4 year-olds who named the original back in 1956 are now 65 years old, so there’s that.

3360lbs.... there is no way this car is this light.

I’d like to see (no joke) how many rocks make that trip from the tire to the tip.

Fun Fact: Bees can literally become inebriated with fermented nectar. You might just be running into drunk ass bees.

The thing I love about bees so much is that some of them can’t fly for shit. I watched one fly full-speed facefirst into the wall, fall down, stumble up, shake herself off, take off backwards, spin around, do a bunch of barrel rolls and loop-de-loops, and then repeat the whole process for my entire lunch break. It was…

Fucked up bees.