throwthekeys
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throwthekeys

kerfuffle?

Bot.

A covfefe is a type of Turkish pie. If you negative press it you are pinching the dough to lift it. The negative press makes the pastry more fluffy.

He thought he would be the best boss.

I know who is a cunt. Do you?

What is it with Americans and bald eagles?

Nobody likes facts on the internet! ;)

In Russia the bear would still make money, the girl would be dead.

The hummingbird president.

One would expect happy hippies, not angry dudes in suites.