Ahh, the much under-appreciated Butler Begins.

Hey, they’re working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything’s comin’ up Jimmy Butler!

I don’t see Garfield anywhere on this list.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

I assume Vic Berger will keep making weird edit videos so, fine.

At 9:29, Jeff Bridges asks everyone “Did you guys know about Turturro’s pederast movie?” He’s made a film about his character in Lebowski, which is written by someone other than the Coens. I’m intrigued. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5974030/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

From my understanding WinAmp still whips the Llama’s ass.

Naw, man. It’s not “people”, it’s Tucker Carlson. Regular ol’ assholes are still out in restaurants across the country, not being yelled at. This racist asshole, who’s using his platform to endanger people and worsen our national landscape, as well as your Huckabee-Sanders and your Stephen Millers should absolutely be…

Counter point, when you sell your soul for millions and use your platform to hurt others there are consequences.

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

In this instance, it very much is! This is widely being read as a starting gun for her 2020 campaign, and she used it to acquiesce to Trump essentially daring her to offer her genetic makeup as Proof for public consumption. That’s a silly unforced error to me.

I guess you’re from the alternate Man-In-The-Highcastle-esque universe where Hillary won and happen to be speaking from experience, as it’s the only reason I can’t of why someone would still be bringing up what Hillary Clinton would do as president in the year of twenty-friggin’-eighteen.

so what you’re saying is, this whole DNA test thing is a net positive. i just want to get this straight

In keeping with your smoking theme — listening to Hillary Clinton’s celebrity fanclub express concern about Saudi atrocities is like listening to a Philip Morris executive express concern about the dangers of cigarette smoking.

The point is that these Resistance celebrities who promoted hawkish Kissinger-admiring Hillary Clinton in 2016 really don’t have any moral high ground on Saudi atrocities. What they’re doing is called concern trolling, and they’re paid well for it, certainly better paid than I am.

But will it neuter anything? He’ll likely just say it’s fake news and she paid some quack professor who thinks he’s smarter than everyone from his fancy elite ivory tower to say things to appease the left. Libs owned or something. 

Yah John, I’m sure President Hillary Clinton would have cracked down hard on bin Salman and Saudi war crimes. It’s not like Hillary’s a proudly hawkish admirer of Henry Kissinger and his bloody-handed brand of realpolitik. Oh wait. . .

I know this whole article is a bit of a joke, and that even his Tweet is mostly a joke, but it just seems odd that you’d never mention the last part of that Tweet: “if only I could remember the start lol” because he had a serious drug addiction. I would imagine that’s really the point of his whole Tweet ...