Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“Cooooooohven”.

Ben Zobrist and Nick Markakis articles in the same day? Good to see my 2009 fantasy baseball team having a strong showing on Deadspin today!

She’s an economics professor. While descending in part from Bulgarians enslaved under Communism makes me naturally sceptical of people thinking they can come up with a better system than capitalism, when I took the required economics course as an US undergraduate I was shocked on how rah-rah pro free-market it was. I…

“Manafort thought that if something was expensive, it meant it was good,” noted influencer Roger Stone told the Times.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Jet fuel can’t melt his beaming smile!

The Patriots went 18-1, Sully. Don’t forget that 1.

“The winds, they are tearing me apart!”

Thomas Colbert, one of the authors of that book, is also behind this “task force” that is trying to gin up interest in his theory. What the press releases don’t say is that the History Channel tried to bribe Rackstraw into confessing on camera. (The linked video also has plenty of other people who were considered…

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about DB Cooper?”

You’re on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

God, the Bears suck so hard they don’t even get their own day. 

Soderberg’s efforts to shoehorn Ocean 11's style into a hick heist film didn’t quite work, but the performances were all fantastic. Daniel Craig as a redneck genius was especially inspired casting.

What also makes Albert Brooks so great in Drive is that he seems so weary, like he hates being the bad guy but just can’t quite stop himself.

What?

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Five Fingers sounds amazing, putting that on the watchlist. Also, firsties. Buffalo Boys sounds like it has the spirit of one of my favorite horror westerns, Bone Tomahawk. And finally, Mah Dong is also impossibly beefy and immensely likeable. Whaddya know?

It’s a fun Miike watch. A tongue in cheek Seven Samurai on steroids.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.