Mr. Lane must have had some wild ass takes about Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

hmm

“I think he has a lot of questions to answer about how is he going to fit in an NBA locker room.”

“It’s not my fault I’m lazy and didn’t do basic research before making a totally unfounded assumption,” says local asshole

Whatever you say, Mr Travolta.

No one at AVClub is even trying to say that they’ve seen the movie...

You really need to calm down and re-read the article, John. Maybe this one, too.

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Hey, settle down, John. Don’t worry, everyone still thinks you were great in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

“Baseball Prospectus puts their current chances at making the playoffs at 9.7 percent.”

This movie’s existence suggests that everyone involved with the making of Entourage thought all the fake movies they came up with in that show were genuinely good ideas.

Go fuck yourself.

I can understand why they thought Howard the Duck would be a hit. There was another movie where the protagonist fends off a horny Lea Thompson and plays a guitar solo - and that one was a box office smash!

Love the remix of New Order’s “Confusion” in the opening scene. That whole soundtrack kicked ass with it’s blend of techno and hip-hop.

Insufferable and boring, you’re a real double threat. 

But the film’s entire plot starts rolling on the basis of two developments.

That isn’t what ‘if everyone’s special, no-one is’ means at all.

he does not like Houston as a city.

HBO is basically the flaccid penis network now so I’m sure it will be all over

Springfield Confidential is fitfully informative, but too self-satisfied and meandering to do justice to The Simpsons. Hopefully some day someone will be up to the task. Ball’s in your court, Al Jean.