I’m pretty sure that song was originally done by Jimmy Eat World and I will fully ignore any evidence to the contrary because everything new is terrible.

To quote a friend:

Armstrong remains an unrepentant, life-ruining asshole. He deserved much worse.

His legacy isn’t “complicated.” He is a huge asshole who deserves everything that is coming to him. He is a worse, more-evil version of Barry Bonds*. For some reason, only cycling fans like you and/or Outside magazine continue to have sympathy for him. I’ll never understand it.

Also important — 30s pulp characters are generally not “superheroes” in the sense of extraordinary abilities that need to be conveyed (like, say, stretching one’s limbs or being on fire) with tools that won’t be up to the task for another decade. Get the art direction down and you’re 90 percent there.

Lee’s stunt double Chad Stahelski.

Too on-the-beak. Never more.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw the 90s trend of 30s superheroes; it’s the perfect example of Hollywood execs getting the wrong take. They saw Batman make money, so, instead of seeing that legit comic book movies are what we wanted, they interpreted the success as “Those 30s heroes are boffo with the kids! Let’s…

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In fact, yes! You might even say that the December blog about Thibodeau over-relying on his starters and burning them out before the playoffs arrive is specifically mentioned and linked to in the post above this comment section.

If anything, Hoover would be disappointed that Comey didn’t abuse his power hard enough.

J Edgar Hoover, the guy who tried to get Martin Luther King, Jr. to commit suicide? Yeah, I would hate for him to disapprove of me.

dude in the grays setting world records in stupid replies. can’t tell if it’s a performance but it’s definitely art

it’s ok, they’re probably gonna end up making a blockbuster offer to noted non-horny, non-harassing guy.... [checks notes] peyton manning.

lol this was almost too subtle in a good way

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

As a fellow brown skinned fellow, I really like the jokes from the first one.

Back in the day, I saw Club Dread in theaters stoned off my ass, the type of paranoid stoned that made me freak out that my buddies were robbing from me – which I described in full detail to a security guard at the door who wasn’t getting paid nearly enough to deal with that.

It doubles as a review for the unstoppable march of time.