ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

Another day working at the AV Club museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the newswire. Buddy,

Two Hours of Actors on A Screen really defined his auteur style

If only there was some kind of sign, like the films of Lars Von Trier

Wow, proof that the period-piece / biopic/ oscar-bait style will dull the edge off of ANYTHING.

Reminder that Hobby Lobby’s ownership’s black market antiquities addiction funded ISIS.

The sin that will get you kicked off twitter - or blackballed from having your opinion expressed in media - is being impolite. Richard Spencer has a twitter verification checkmark and a glossy profile in Mother Jones. Calling him a genocidal piece of trash nazi will get you suspended. He couches his call for the…

That Paul Scharader take is SO AMAZING. The smoothness of the pivot, right into the the unfair treatment of The Canyons! He’s a master!

Brandon Wardell, meme patient zero yet again. This extremely online millenial must be quarantined IMO.

The AV Club hosted some live comedy thing in Chicago last year that featured Ken Bone, for some reason. I see they’re still on his mailing list.

Kaur read half of Between the World and Me. “I had to take notes,” she says — it was “more academic” than her typical reading. Recently she got Notorious RBG, and she’s been enjoying that.

Why the fuck do I have to go to the comments to see the sculpture?

I approve of quarantining all of the bad, untalented people in one movie. Makes ‘em easier to avoid.

Have they considered recasting the role with a big teakettle?

Look, some people think Trevor Noah is OK, while others think he sucks shit, and really, there’s truth to both sides of this argument

Our nation is afflicted by the most goddamn worthless generation of nepotism cases in recorded history

love that failing to clearly articulate one’s position is a rhetorical “defense”

Ah, the convenient household product manufactured in illegally occupied lands by an apartheid state

Ah, the convenient household product manufactured in illegally occupied lands by an apartheid state

They successfully blocked a sitting president from filling a vacant supreme court seat. That’s major, that’s long term, and that’s really stretching the outer bounds of what is possible for a party that didn’t even have 60 senate seats. Would that we had representatives so rabid on our side, but in pursuit of…