I drafted Pierre Thomas, never expecting he'd be riding the pine for 6 straight weeks, so I'd have to say Ruxin can't really go wrong picking a guy who's toe is hurt or whatever

Not since the East coast/west coast rap beef or the Duff/Lohan rivalry has there been a pop culture feud quite so violent as the O'Neal/Sevigny controversy

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I almost forgot this was a feature. Is this like a quarterly occurrence at this point?

Can something both be intensely homoerotic and still be homophobic? 300 may be a landmark for Closeted Cinema

I hereby forbid Frank Miller's racist ass to use any technology built upon concepts requiring algebra.

You can buy a lot of things, but
McG? "300 style"?

Racism in 300: setting the protagonists as whites and antagonists as blacks when we are talking about goddamn greeks and persians. Ain't much difference in swarthiness levels, people.

It's pretty damning of that guy he replaced isn't it? Like, you are literally worse than a semi-weekly Canada joke.