His voice is like audible chocolate. His voice gives me an instarection 

F

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Lol, have you met any movie critics? Ebert was notorious for sobbing profusely and throwing cats off of roofs when a movie he didn’t like went on to box office and award success. It’s where the term “Ebert Cat Mania” comes from. King Kong is loosely based off of his life.

NO! WE ARE THE BORG NOW, EVERYTHING MUST BE CONSENSUS! INDIVIDUAL MOVIE PREFERENCE IS FUTILE.

Because individuals aren’t allowed to have differing opinions on films?

No way this guy’s almost six feet of pure muscle bulk and only weighs 150 lb...

Kojima is far from the only person using real-world actors in video games.

I’m actually wondering if it just about competition for this situation. A lot of big title is coming out during that timeframe and I’m wondering if they want to release at a later date when there’s less big titles being release.

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

Soon after Jerry started his crimes, Joe Pa was shown a daguerreotype of the abuse, and he brushed it aside to prepare for the next game. 

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Or, imagine a truly despised team goes 16-0 in the regular season, blitzes through the playoffs, and then is upset by a(n admittedly loathsome if not by half) “underdog” led by a man-child with permanent derp face in some sort of culminating event.

I don’t care how they do it in Europe, playoffs are good.

My comment was about WWE “sticking to sports” the way their ignoring the political ramifications of their Saudi Contract, not telling Deadspin to “Stick to Sports”.