Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

Where is the hoisting??

Defensive Holding!

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

He was my congressman and he will be missed. Rest in peace.

And indisputably has the greatest in game dunk of all time

I said what I said. Old School is the guitar that John Belushi smashed to bits in Animal House and Road Trip is the warm dessert that Jason Biggs stuck his junk in American Pie

um, borat was great specifically because phillips got fired from it a week into filming.

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

How Come None of Y’all Told Me That Joker Was So Damn Boring?

Why do people watch this sport again?

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

ITMFA. We need to get rid of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people as fast as is practicable, for the safety of our country and the world. 

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.