Not costing the commercial infotainment conglomerates they allowed to host the debates fines.

Coming from a small town in Kansas, i can tell you that the demographic who is offended by any and all four letter words but drop the N-word with regularity is not insignificant.

Sure, September 11th.  Probably no one will do or say anything disgusting on that specific day.

I think the strength of Teigen’s response is in the fact that she’s just not taking his trolling seriously. She’s laughing at the trolling, and hitting him exactly where she knows it hurts him. She’s not using the words “pussy” and “bitch” because she thinks there’s anything wrong with women. She’s using the words…

Trump is a real-life, honest to god troll. It perpetually amazes me that our president is a fucking troll. He’s also like a pro wrestler, in that he’s constantly trying to get heat, by whatever means necessary. Amazing.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

It’s got a Ralph Lauren signet on the breast, Dudebra. It’s immediately classy, despite being a t-shirt.

In case anyone did not get the reference to a 28 year old SNL skit:

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

To be honest, I think the sister (the one getting married) comes off as the true hero of the story here. Wearing that costume was guaranteed to siphon attention away from the bridal couple for as long as it was on, and I’m pretty skeptical of the intentions of someone who would do that at someone’s wedding (or any…

Loaning while at the range, didn’t work out too well for Chris Kyle.

OK - Lending a friend a firearm when you’re together at the range or going hunting.

I’ll take what I can get from the most influential retailer in the country.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

For real. Was there no Rambo sharpshooter who can shoot the eyelashes off a hummingbird available on this particular day?

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.