The worst thing about youth sports is adults. 

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Yes. 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Maps, how do they work?

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

And then the father starts eating everyone’s asses!

I find that joke works better if you use “The Detroit Lions” as the punchline to the Aristocrats set-up.

I don't understand why there's a picture of Night Monkey on an article about Spider-Man.

What with being terrible at endings ,I wonder will Abrams be able to pull one off with this film ? and the series ?

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

Witness testimony is usually the weakest, most error prone evidence.

Where is Soros when you need him to pay a bunch of protesters to go dress up as their favorite Rocky Horror Picture Show character, anyway?

Borat in the mankini.

Exactly this!

Hey leave Jesus out of this cause we all know he was a bleeding heart liberal not some pussyfoot centrist.

Uncle Tom isn’t used as much as it used to be, but if there was ever a time.

What a fuckin loser. I mean if anything, if you want to have a team that’s gonna win, then you should be supporting your players, not antagonizing them. Especially brother to brother and especially doing it for the owner. Dude definitely isn’t gonna have the respect of the team, but I suppose they would rather lose…

#BrianFloresIsACop

No Time to Die sounds like a Lucas Lee movie to me...