lmao criticizing the physique of an mma heavyweight champion- uh huh.

Bullshit.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

You misunderstand me, I want him to cry.

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

It’s the most common first name in the world.

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

The economy is neither zero-sum nor finite.

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

A new Union? Covering all baseball players? Huh?

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

Not a fair comparison, guns aren’t legal there! Wait, I mean, the video games aren’t as violent....no...Don’t Tread on me! The Troops! Freeze Peach!

I suspect the sun will burn out first.

South Koreans too. 

yea, but a lot of 4 on 4 gang fights where they take turns stabbing the air in between them sequentially while big numbers fall on them. i understand there just recently was a gang 9999 ing. the suspect is described as looking like they were 9, so police estimate they are between 500 and 1000 years old

Oh, come on. They’re just as deranged by video games and a bankrupt culture as American youth! They might not have the mass shootings, but they also don’t have easy access to gu....

But the Japanese have MaSs STabBinGS say the mealy mouthed morons