Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

And not even the main one. The like, one off sidekick of the Joker or something that ends up in a giant glue pot.

Ask Charlie Kirk?

Laura Ingraham, shitting in a diaper to own the libs.  What is it with horrible conservatives and a fixation on toilet issues?

These women all tell stories of him doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS HE DID.

“...under federal sentencing guidelines he’s expected to spend the rest of his life in prison.”

Sometimes I wish I had what it takes to go out in public looking like a villain from Batman: The Animated Series

Exhibit A: Kennedy dynasty

Eat shit and die.

This concept of proportional representation through percentages is likely the only way we can get out of the gerrymandering dilemma. All or nothing silences too many voices and sets up a wildly swinging political dynamic that is wasteful and inefficient.

I think it's this one. (The one about how Joe should run as a republican is also good)

Ive heard an idea I like for gerrymandering. Make the districts bigger, and have mixed offices. Combine 7 districts into one, and each side gets candidates based on the percentage of voters, making locsl Republicans and Democrats actually work together, literally, in the Same office.

Good looking is a stretch, he looks like a Dr. Seuss character.

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

End Kinja now because it has been won

Do Kawhis dream of electric raptors?

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”