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Of course she’s a threat, she’s the best candidate running. This asshole can’t even drink correctly.

LOL XD

Also, Alex Jones doesn’t have a million dollars.

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

I can’t imagine how tough that must be, and the strength it must take, but it looks like he's got it to spare. I’m glad that he has support from his colleagues. Good words at the end. Never let anybody define who you are.

Looks like the administration may have found its next soon-to-be-disgraced former something or other (though acting director of ICE is disgrace enough on its own). Only the best people, my ass.
 

I honestly see no good reason why Aubrey Plaza shouldn’t be Catwoman. She’s the perfect age, she looks similar to Selina Kyle, she’s versatile enough to do the combat and the sexy cat burgler stuff. She’s not an A list star but she’s recognizable enough that she’s a decent name. (Plus casting Pattinson implies they’re

Ahem...

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Reminds me of when Jason Mantzoukas was on a show pranking people who just wanted an apartment.

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

love too have my employment be a trick played on me by a rich child who will never have to work a real job in their entire life

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

This is darkly humorous, but also accurate.

I'm convinced this is why George Conway actually hates Trump. It's because he knows Donald is fucking his wife

Jesus H Christ in a birch bark canoe. I did not need to hear that. I need to scrub my brain with alcohol.

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

There really is a tweet for everything. 

If Louise Linton were to handcuff Steve Mnuchin to the back of a bed, pour a liberal amount of hot wax on him, and then stab him to death with an ice pick, a lot could be forgiven.

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Women have a better track, economically, than men do, if they don’t drop out of the workforce and have babies.