I’ve heard this too

I wanted to rip my hair out at “fraudulently misrepresented.”

Thank you- big hug in return! No one should have to go through that.

His performance in Iceman was underrated too

16 minutes?? How??

My mom wanted me to get breast implants, and I wear loose clothing around my father because he loves making appraisals of my body and skin. Neither actually “did” anything, but it felt horrible. 

My parents did shit like this too. Not always this overt. But the same idea. I’m really sorry. Fuck them.

CrossFit is another one that can put unbelievable stress on the body

Today, in Shitty at Reading Social Cues...spin enthusiasts!

In that horrible swirly Pinterest font

I’m going to cry. That’s horrible.

Consider yourself blessed.

Scorched earth. Worked in the Napoleonic Wars!

Someone gets it. Also please don’t knock down all your walls because HGTV.

I’ll take contrived steampunk over mid century modern anything.

Yeah I was confused too because this guy looks middle eastern?

At least this guy is olive complected?

Ah yes as a resident of LA I’m very familiar with that weird scar and loss of contour between the ear and face. See also: Nicole Kidman.

I mean I know this is a hypothetical but if you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re actually sneaking in to see this chode with early stage periodontitis I think you’re already fucked.

But something something haters give them life something negativity!!