Well personally, I recycle, air dry my clothes, don’t own a home, and plan on getting sterilized so I don’t bring any other people/carbon guzzlers into this mess.

Also the FBI part confuses me?

I find the dad a little too gross for some reason. I guess I’m fine with dick jokes and not poop jokes.

I mean I don’t know why I’m surprised but for an actual MD to advocate snoring adderall is really something.

I read that Barron actually had a Slovenian accent for awhile because he saw his father so infrequently

Wait, a psychiatrist said this?

I doubt he’s getting any kind of therapy for it either. Apparently advanced paternal age can increase the risk of autism and other developmental disabilities. 

I’m assuming this is a defrocked priest??

I don’t have any dreams for Melania, she made her bed.

Lol “with ivanka” isn’t really wrong either

My family is super fucked up, but I was punished for much MUCH less than what these women say to each other. It’s pretty hateful and extreme and really really immature. People seem to excuse this kind of shit as “normal family drama,” but I really don’t think it’s ok. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve…

It seems like Kim and Kourtney are equally full of shit to me and Kim seems to pick on Kourtney and go on these deranged rants. Maybe I haven’t done enough research.

For me it’s the wide set eyes and narrow mouth breathy mouths

SAME

I hate bras. But I love corsets?

My back hurts just reading that.

I’ve had no luck with CBD cream. It does nothing for me. Much to my sadness.

I love Shirley so much 

SEMANTIC SATIATION holy shit it’s an actual thing. This article is brilliant Julianne. 

But did grandpa ever cook?