Steve Bannon looks like a living ashtray.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

COYS.

you buried the lede here....RG3 is dating an “Estonian heptathlete” !?

We’ve got Mohra
Amir Mohra
I just don’t think you understand
He’s Tur Abdin’s man
And better than Zidane
We’ve got Amir Mohra!

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Counterpoint: No.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

Don’t forget the other thing they all have in common: none are legally eligible to be president.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Fantastic. Reminds me of...