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It’s not fucking Narnia.

The answer is always “I am here for meetings”.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

OK, I’m not saying the Rock would be worse than Cheeto Benito—in fact, I think it would be pretty hard to do so—but did this country learn nothing from assuming famous TV personalities are qualified to be president?

I too wasted an undue portion of my childhood with Red Alert and Tiberian Dawn, but is this really that newsworthy (kotakuworthy)? I thought there were literally dozens (if not hundreds) of complete and incomplete mods trying to add new factions to the game, either to the existing unit roster or as part of a total

So when you hear two conflicting opinions on the internet, instead of assuming that those opinions might’ve come from different people, your first assumption is that literally every single person held the first opinion and they are now contradicting themselves.

If only Republicans weren’t so tyrannical...

The gunman was shot dipshit.

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

When your boss has to come in to the thread to defend you, it’s pretty clear you both fucked up.

Aleksander...thank you for your service, courageously snarking in defense of poor Katherine here on the Kinja battlefield.

Swing and a miss, Katherine.

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

Why would I ever “fake my way” through a conversation about anything?

This headline is fucking bullshit. He wasn’t forced. He didn’t “chug.” He was a drug smuggler and got caught, then took “sips”, not chugs, all on his own.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

your right,

Mistake number one. Trying to make a living off of making skins for dota 2.