This is the most 2016 thing I’ve read in the past hour.

right outside the metallic elevators

Little? There’s no gun better...

This is literally why we have the stupid Electoral College. To prevent a direct democracy from electing an unfit president.

I believe this is the original post:

Just to be perfectly clear, the order of importance is this:

But if possible Cstrife16, go get some awesome cellphone video. Shocked commentary welcome, vertical video no so much.

aimed for the kid’s shoulders, knees or feet

in what ways is the world worse off now than it was 100 years ago? *boggles* if you give me some bull shit about how “no one ever talks anymore! they only look at their phones!” I will scream.

She needs to have children to have great grandchildren.

If you’re living in an urban city, things are great for you. But if you’re living in a small town where the biggest employer is a walmart, and you’re deciding between paying the house note or the medical bills, America doesn’t feel great. If your cost of living is high, but your wages are stagnant, America doesn’t…

True; but imagine your entire neighborhood as stuck up as the one that decided to try and make him remove it, and then having to pay made up fines to the HOA.

I almost said these are the last I’ll post, but I can’t make that promise. There are so many and they all give me snorting giggles.

Love this one! My personal favorite is the “get fucked, hooiser!” one, though. I die.

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

And so fucking transparent. I don’t get how Republicans think they’re these smooth political operators. They remind me of my 4 year old nephew when he thinks he’s being really slick and sneaky and doing stuff behind the adults’ backs and he’s just so damn clumsy and obvious we can’t be bothered to stop him.

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

That’s because they’ve never heard my Hitler cover band, The Reich Stuff.