Looks like at least 2 people on the AV Club hate freedom.

The Beef stands alone! The Beef stands alone!

Boooo. Isn't the point of sci-fi to probe the outer limits of imagination? Make me empathize with a sentient gaseous cloud, dammit!

There's somebody in my stage production of The Foreigner. And they have a fresh soooooul!

I like how that entails everything except listening to African music.

Yeah baby, I like my impalas wild and free!

I used to be completely obsessed with Magic, and the trick is to stay away from any competitive "constructed" formats, i.e. a formats where you come to the event with a pre-constructed deck of cards that you bought. The problem isn't even so much that you need to spend a specific amount of cash on cards to compete, as…

Yup. Great movie, but I know absolutely nothing else about him, and I'd imagine not many outsiders do unless they're considerable Russophiles. Will be downloading that fansub and spilling out a 40 regardless.

Holy crap. Those are actually the best three people I've ever seen listed together. I'm stealing your heroes list, thanx.

And don't get me started on the Blacks and the Jews! Am I right?

He is human and he needs to be loved.
Even if he's been dead for the last 3 months.

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Maybe this is more of a tech world thing, but Kanye is hardly the first person to use "architect" as a verb. The meaning is crystal clear, so traditionally correct or not, whining about it is pretty pedantic.

I'm thinking "knocking his brains out" should be replaced with "abusing legacy preference", "leading a bunch of high school extracurriculars he didn't actually care about", or the perennial favorite "sucking dicks".