LMD Coulson stepping into the past (for what I assume is the first time): “Cool.”

Typical, they get rid of the indian and keep the land.

I am altering the recipe. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

This butter works.... Every time!

The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

I’m holding out for the flame thrower.

“That’s no moon.”

Preemptive DammitBarry. Nice!

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

So, Tony Stark was right?

I’ve long held that the best exercise is the full-body pump one gets from crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

they’re already fooling people, which is scary.

Maybe a spin-off. Hmm. Maybe something with Jules and Verne.

Michael J Fox’s expressions and mannerisms are so unique, it’s impossible for me to not see him, even with Tom Holland’s face. 

Deepfaking Tom Holland onto Michael J Fox is kinda redundant.

Cuba! Wait, no...
Uhh... Serbia?
The Netherlands?
Oh! Oh! I’ve got it! Cleveland!

If Obama suggested a change to this new color scheme, Republicans would be saying the colors had some Muslim significance.

Well, it did come off of a long tube filled with seamen.