Tell them Steve S. sent you!

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

So if you want a head coaching job at either USC or USC, send in those applications.

So your ultimate position is that you’re an attorney who is so terrible, a loser Deadspin commenter used your own sources to fit you for a clown suit.

Only a lawyer would try to argue that someone who gets paid $4.2 million per year should be able to show up drunk for work and not get fired.

There's also an offensive coordinator at Alabama who's been getting rave reviews and seems ticketed for a prime head coaching vacancy like USC's . . .

That tweet isn’t real. It was actually planted by the Obama Administration so they have greater justification to impeach the Governor and thereafter install Eric Holder to run the state by imperial fiat.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

yep no attempt to touch the bag.

i mean his hand was about 5 inches from the bag, but sure. if you watched baseball you know these plays happen a lot. not sure why that is so confusing for mets fans.

you should try watching baseball

You are 100% correct. So much of the response I’ve seen from Mets fans is “typical Utley, typical classless Philly trash” or something of the like. Nevermind the fact that Utley is a SoCal native playing for a SoCal team now. At this point it has nothing to do with Philly or the Phillies, but those ‘07-’11 Phillies…

“Boo, Fuck You”

Really easy to ‘aim’ for someone standing immediately behind the base you are forced to on a ground ball.

Of course he “aimed for Tejada,” how else do you break up a double play. I’m a Mets fan, the injury to Tejada sucks, but if any Mets player is in a position to try to score a run I would expect them to make a similar baseball play to try and get it done. If Tejada would have gotten a couple of bruises on his leg, we…

Nah. That was a clean play.

Sark should let CC have the bottom bunk

Why is deadspin so invested in defending millenials?

By this logic, every single takeout slide is illegal. You understand that, right?