At 300K miles, yes it would be unreliable. Most cars start getting unreliable just over 100K. And its not really mostly highway miles, those are almost all city miles. We live in Phoenix, she is not driving back and forth between towns, she is driving all over the city, in traffic. Her job pays her for mileage, so it…

“So, I think the moral of the story is, everyone needs to buy an Alfa Giulia.”

Could it also be that some people can afford them?

Racists have abandoned basketball long ago in Philly.  They also can no longer afford to live in Philly.  Joel is good.  

Are PED’s legal for non-athletes? I ask because it takes me four and a half minutes to walk the dog to the end of the block and back for her to piss. If I could cut that down to an even three I wouldn’t have to pause the DVR during commercials.

only I didn’t say shit. I said the word. The Big One. The queen mother of Dirty Words. The F dash dash dash word.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

From a certain utilitarian perspective, ”is it a catch?” is not the important question, but whether reviewing the play increases or decreases the benefit/fun derived from watching the game.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

from the 1940s.

Besides being drafted number 1 overall, what has Clowney done to show he is a generational talent? In 5 years, he’s made 2nd team all-pro once. Dude is a solid player, but let’s be real and slow the generational talent talk.

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

I like to think he got it because nobody else wanted it.

Touch the receiver with a hand. That’s literally all he had to do to end the play.

I’m not participating in a Socratic dialogue here.  Say what you mean to say.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

Not lower his head in the first place.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE