That doesn’t really work, because the obvious followup is “why did you let him play a game for you if you take accusations of sexual assault seriously?” The honest answer is “we thought this initial rape accusation would be settled quietly out of court because it’s a civil case, and we weren’t expecting there would be…

Dude had an ongoing system of blatant cheating to the extent he was coordinating that cheating over text messages with team employees. When caught, he cheated again by destroying the evidence and then had the nerve to claim offense at being asked to provide his phone, which everyone already knew contained evidence of…

It’s kind of unfair to blame Brady for following Belichick’s lead here.

Hypocrite.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

In very limited scenarios it makes sense. If you’re inside the five yard line and on one of the hashes, you’re basically having to kick sideways. In that case, backing it up a bit to make the angle less severe makes sense. It did not make sense in this situation. 

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

8.5 inches

I think the most shocking thing about this is that Marvin Lewis is no longer the Bengals head coach.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

“3 minutes and 30 seconds” Rick Pitino is in awe at that stamina.

In other news: The justice system is working as intended

This is great but surely we can all admit that it’s weird to be named the Green Wave and have blue uniforms, right?

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

In his defense, the guy was really good at football.

I’d suggest they just burn East Lansing to the ground, but the students will do that the next time they beat Eastern Michigan.

Take it from Kinja, Mark: when you make a comment make sure to save the replies.

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