It’s leaving everyone a little Black and Blue. I wonder what will come from the Aftermath. 

The 49ers thought they could get around the curfew by having the Rolling Stones play undercover of the night thinking nobody would notice.

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Bullshit, Keith Richards will outlast us all.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

It’s one of the drugs that doctors fed into my IV to help induce a coma after I underwent emergency brain surgery last December.

At least you flushed something.

Unlike the baseball, however, your wife’s seams are looser than ever.

Harper has hit 31 homers so far this season. That was once an impressive accomplishment. Now it’s a middling amount of homers for a power hitter in this league.

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

To be more fairish, I think it’s more reasonable to suggest that if I’m getting married in a week, I might consider putting off my rape lawsuit against a famous person for a few weeks.

Well I neighver 

By signing with the Patriots, does Brown get to use Robert Kraft’s legal team? They seem pretty good when it comes to getting people off. 

I do know I wouldn’t go back for round 2, and 3, and I would also want to be available to the NFL when they have questions. I think a wedding can wait. 

I believe in due process and letting the justice system work! That’s why I can already confidently say this woman is a fucking liar, case closed!

She is suing him she is not reporting it to the police. There is a difference. 

[huddles under desk]

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.