If the Sixers no longer can use Dario Šarić then trade him to the Knicks for......uh let’s see......we have.....uh..... a rack of deflated basketballs that they still use to practice with it seems, an unopened box full of Phil Jackson’s, “Sacred Hoops” books that nobody has even touched and a autographed copied of a…

This is untrue; he’s usually paired with Covington or Bayless. (ETA: In fact, their top 3 most used lineups include Bayless, Redick, and Covington, and Embiid can make an occasional 3.)

Stop being so dramatic

/yw

Fletcher Cox guy needs to get his hands up, Jesus. What is he even doing?

My mom was North Dakota tough but I’m not. It skips a generation.

Take your star and get the fuck out of here.

fine, but if I have to hear about “North Dakota tough” one more time...

Also, if you haven’t heard the story of Wentz and Lukas Kusters AKA “The Dutch Destroyer”- well, prepare your heartstrings.

So...anyone else get creamed in FF by Wentz last night?

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

You guys don’t get to be on the sixers side now. You will forever be on the wrong side of history.

Ovary well then, I guess conceptually, he dilated the number and didn’t breech security and wins the crown for pampered father of the year. I’ll just swaddle him in praise then, born out of the (Mother’s) milk of kindness he deserves. Partum me wishes he just trimestered harder.....Mind you, I don’t placenta blame on…

And no one will suspect a thing

Wait, if the Iditarod has a bus to throw people under, why do they make these poor dogs pull sleds over thousands of miles?

If it had been my wife, a loyal UT grad, it would’ve been the greatest test of her willingness to yell “COLT MCCOY!” and jam her arm in the air whenever she sees him/hears his name on TV.

more of a skype fan, are ya?

Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

Reportedly the doula also didn’t appreciate Cousins yelling “You like that?!” at her after each contraction Julie pushed through.

Of course his wife is understanding. She’s understanding that when she uses this as “Exhibit A” in the divorce proceedings, she’ll get half of his money.