He should really try being a Greg Softy sometime.

Be careful who you shove, Greg. Somebody might fight back.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Wow....he hid that side of himself well. Who saw that coming?

I envy this man’s ability to stay on the field.

Well, now Golden must feel a little silly for buying all those bright orange ties.

Settle down and finish your Subway, Robert.

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Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

NOW HEADBUTT A WALL!!!

Sources now reporting the tendon was torn trying to pick the winner of the tire-fire AFC South.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Not as good as Fisher’s move. Not even close.

It was also a smart move by Ryan to have the best quarterback in the stadium serve as an honorary captain.

HEY - THOSE TOENAIL CLIPPERS HAD A FILE

Hillary was a Senator for the state of New York. This symbolizes the New York Jets.

ORENTHAL

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

Overqualified? His worst decision involved first base. I’m not sure he’s qualified at all.

Don’t forget to boo your Santa, folks