Spending Monday morning in the office answering “no” to the question “Did you catch the game yesterday?”

I had to tell my daughter to stop calling our dog her sibling last week.

Had a coworker that bought a vest on Ebay for their bog while flying overseas. They had no proper paperwork, but they knew that no one would push the issue if they pitched a fit. 

Captain was afraid that millions of Karens would be upset with him of Facebook if he kicked the dog out of the first class seat.

Support dog =/= Service dog.

Why the hyphens in the article? I mean I can type “This is fucked up” right here in the comments section.

One small step for man...

It’s OK to be a smug asshole if you have a British accent.

Came here to type “Where is that Richard Jewel film that’s been in production for years going to be out?”

In August 2019, in Puritan Los Angeles, California, a crowd gathers to witness the punishment of Hester Prynne, a young woman who has given birth to a baby of unknown parentage. She is required to wear a scarlet “R” on her dress when she is in front of the townspeople to shame her. The letter “R” stands for republican,…

“Hey, @THR, Kindly report on everyone attending this event, so the rest of us can be clear about who we don’t wanna work with. Thx.”

Well, bantamweight was named after a chicken.

An industry that promotes eating disorders makes a poor decision? 

Well, Dana gets what he wants: a champ from a large market.

Last anti-Tillerson rant from me (for now).

Tillerson sent State back at least a generation. One of the first things he did while in office was to create the hiring freeze and ending EFM employment within embassies/consulates abroad.

Thank you for using the correct name of Daesh.

I feel his pain. My name was once spelled “Karl” as opposed to “Carl” at a Starbucks.

Not just to the US. After all, there are three possibilities here (two were mentioned in the article):