He then ended his rant with “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

I never bought that whole “adults in the room” argument.

Hey, at least he didn’t print it out in his home. Amirite?

Youth wrestling coach here.

John Kelly told Trump to hire her.

$130,000 to answer the phone and say “He’s taking a nap.”

She should step down, and move to Richmond. 

Nature Fact: A male lion sleeps 20 hours a day and has the lionesses do all the work.

This was already settled when Trump (as a public official) was told by the courts that cannot block people he doesn’t like/agree with on Twitter.

Step 1: Keep your phone on silent.

I’m the opposite:

Erik Prince is always hiring.

Sort of.

“This policy update does not deny citizenship to the children of U.S. government employees or members of the military born abroad.”

Hockey parents are the best!

It’s videos like this that get me defensive when my mom sends me “news stories about kids and screen time” hyperlinks as texts.

Football = Launch yourself at an opposing player like a human missile.

CTE + Alcohol = TMZ Sports

With a ND?

Don’t forget the guys that “need” steroids because they don’t have the energy they once had as a college student.