“Live free or die; for death is not the worst of evils. However, making a piss joke on a license plate is pretty bad.”  General John Stark.

Two quick points:

1. We call it “a preventative” before we get into the car. Not sure why DMV would care.

2. “...For Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils” is the 2nd half of the NH state motto.

Don’t forget:

And kids are still being told it’s the only way they will be able to get a scholarship.

I quit football when my sister brought me to sign-up for Pop Warner.

And yet, scores of boys in high school are still being told that the only way they can get a scholarship for college is to play sports.

My daughter was three when we signed her up for ballet. Because he was only six, my son came along with me to take her to class.

Short guy here.

So, the audience is supposed to suspend belief as he flies around in a homemade suit of armor. But, we can’t handle Gwyneth Paltrow being taller than RDJ?

I preferred JCVD’s way:  Just have the camera shoot you from below.

I still want to know if the real person being paid in Rubles was Robby Mook.

“Larry King, Spokesperson for the Kremlin, is Single Again”

So....what’s this I hear Disney just lost the rights to Spider-Man?  

Pro tip: Don’t let people on Instagram influence you.

This is why the new take on Flash within the current Spider-Man movies is so important.

Funny thing is that Urkel was literally supposed to be written for a single episode. However, the test audience loved him. So, it became “The Urkel Show, Feathering the Winslow Family.”

Don’t forget to add the fact that when casting a “nerd”, the show found actors that were clearly in their 30s to play the part of a child.  This added to the creepiness to show just how much of an outlier nerds were supposed to be.

T800 or T1000?

I’ve always found it odd that American history books seem to start at the Mayflower Compact (1620). An entire year after the first African slaves made it to shore in Virginia.

Darn good tips here. Especially the one mentioning not letting people get into your personal space (it’s not rude to ignore someone you don’t know). Also, the wallet in the front pocket as well.