“Live free or die; for death is not the worst of evils. However, making a piss joke on a license plate is pretty bad.”  General John Stark.

Two quick points:

1. We call it “a preventative” before we get into the car. Not sure why DMV would care.

2. “...For Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils” is the 2nd half of the NH state motto.

Don’t forget:

And kids are still being told it’s the only way they will be able to get a scholarship.

Airport body scanners are a problem.

I quit football when my sister brought me to sign-up for Pop Warner.

And yet, scores of boys in high school are still being told that the only way they can get a scholarship for college is to play sports.

My daughter was three when we signed her up for ballet. Because he was only six, my son came along with me to take her to class.

Short guy here.

So, the audience is supposed to suspend belief as he flies around in a homemade suit of armor. But, we can’t handle Gwyneth Paltrow being taller than RDJ?

I preferred JCVD’s way:  Just have the camera shoot you from below.

Isn’t much of the dust we have on Earth our dead skin cells anyway?

How did WW get Thanos’ armor?

Since Black Panther, I have assumed Shuri was the MCU’s backup plan all along. She can cover two bases:

I still want to know if the real person being paid in Rubles was Robby Mook.

Charlie Stewart, is that you?

Has DeBeers knock her unconscious and stolen the diamond yet? 

“Larry King, Spokesperson for the Kremlin, is Single Again”

So....what’s this I hear Disney just lost the rights to Spider-Man?  

Pro tip: Don’t let people on Instagram influence you.