True story:

Growing up in a very deep blue part of the country, I felt it very odd that there were “can’t buy booze on Sunday” laws in place. For a place that prided itself with separating church and state, I wondered why I wasn’t allowed to buy beer on a Sunday even if I planned to consume it later in the week.

My body. My choice.

Cats killed off the quokka from mainland Australia.

Honestly, I was hoping that the end of Endgame was going to be Steve waking up from his slumber in the plane, frozen. Whereas the entire MCU was a dream.

How many of the pilots are taking a medication to help “keep them alert” during these visions?

One moved to DC in 1990. The other in 1972.

I remember an interview with Biden on The Daily Show back in 2004. Jon asked him about past campaigned and he chuckled as he mentioned making up a bunch of shit about his family as central to his campaigner message was was his thing.

Is America really going to elect someone president that has been a fixture of DC politics since 1972?

Is the DOD still protecting poppy fields in Afghanistan? 

This comment hints of what Repubs say about people entering the country without the proper visa.

Good old fashion NIMBY right there.

Passport PSA:

America: Don’t do drugs.

“or not traveling on behalf of the government”

9 million is insignificant?

Has any non-US citizen arriving to the US been able to successfully decline the facial recognition software...specifically women wearing a burka or niqab?

As a US citizen, I have been left off the census.

Growing up, I used to love Dunkin. Then, I left the US to teach for a number of years. When I came back, I had a Dunkin. It was the most disgusting sickly-sweet thing I had sipped in my entire life. Has it always been this crappy?

I am shocked Chik-Fil-A was even part of this survey.