Heroes? 

Guy driving the gettaway car still gets the same amount of jail as the guy with the note demanding the teller for cash.

Women make up 12% of the US military. Men make up 88%.

How about Joe DiMaggio Day?

Christopher Columbus never stepped foot on any piece of land that would one day become the United State of America.

I’m a high school coach. I get a lot of tournament tshirts given to me by tournament directors.  Every couple of years, my wife turns a couple dozen into a blanket.  They’re comfy.

I thought your comment was going to end differently.

In other words, it will take a bit longer to incorporate the characters they just purchased from Fox studios.

Do your daughters have a father(s) in their lives?

I still assumed that Robby Mook was going to show up in the Mueller report being the real stooge for Putin.

She should do the courageous thing and run for the House in her district. Then, when she wins, she can draft articles of impeachment.

George really thought he was going to be Solicitor General of the US. This is just him whining about being passed over that job.

Either he is jealous of her success and being passively-aggressive in tearing her down.

Just leave it alone. No seasoning needed.

Came here for the greys.

Soon to be seen on the streets of Dubai

Or, shoot the guy.

That’s so 20th century thinking.

I’m too busy to research the politics of the CEO of companies I shop at. Can someone give me a list of a few dozen? It’ll help me plan my half-hour when running errands during my lunch break.

And Quicksilver grabbed the gauntlet before Thanos could snap.