Yes, it was fucked up that he was mangled like that, if I were in his seat I wouldn’t have let it go either...however-let’s say I manage a car shop-something happens where I feel obligated to credit a customer back for a repair. His car is working, we’ll figure out the problem the car has, but it’ll have to be another…

You’re browser history is PERFECT.

Because guys don’t take nudes, they send dong. I’ve got 3 stock-perfect lighting, from the base up dong pictures-and you’ll never tell whose it is unless you’ve been in my room and recognize the Venture Bros. poster in the back.

Getting her off gets me off: simple

“Funny jokes and unfunny jokes come out of the same birth...You don’t know if anything is going to be funny-you should be able to attempt to make anything funny.”-Patrice O’neal

It’s not about, “I’m supposed to win over the pretty girl because I’m nice to her and that jerk’s not and the nice guy always wins over the girl in the movie!”

Wouldn’t it be racist if you didn’t want to wear the costume?