Performers definitely have input but the best acts have people whose sole job it is to design the show. Umphrey's McGee (Jefferson Waful) and STS9 (Saxton motherfucking Waller) have production designers that don't play music but are considered equal members of the band.

yea i’m pretty sure Andrew Harrison uses words like “jest” and “perceived” on a regular basis. Good apology UK spokesperson.

Now that’s the kind of classy kid coach Calipari recruits. Wouldn’t expect anything less from a guy who is just passin through on his way to the association. What a shining example of how a student athlete should conduct himself on the sports biggest stage. Imagine what the reaction would be if the situation was…

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

UK player reaction:

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Perhaps not ironic. Perhaps fitting.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

He cried for your grins.

NFL Live (especially Trey Wingo) is totally sucking off the NFL and slamming Sherman. Actually, it was almost entirely Wingo. The ex-players were pretty much laughing about it. (I never watch the show but it was on when I flipped on my TV and they were talking about this right when I was reading the article.)

Eh, would have been better with Yakety Sax.

'Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Canada gave us a chance to still have a bobsled team.

No, mahn.

Sanka, ya dead?

The thing that amazes me about Do Make Say Think is that their successive albums just keep getting better.

You can just rearrange the words of this headline to create a TV listing:

To be fair, the Knicks' game plan is to switch everything. It's a bad plan, but Prigioni at least tried to follow it. Amare, on the other hand . . . that was just a mess.

Well, the appropriate question should be, "What The Hell Is Pablo Prigioni Doing Switching On A Weak Screen When He Was Only To Hedge And Get Back To Defend His Equally Sized Opponent To Avoid A Mismatch?"

I'm enjoying this continued series in terrible NBA defensive breakdowns. Bravo.

The play is called in by degenerate, interim head coach, Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch. This bro's chances of seeing the court just went up in my book.