no its the latest macbook air *zing*

A 12” screen with a 1024 x 768 resolution? What is this, 2004?

You forgot extremely rusted Fords, windowless white vans, and various shady deals. Those are also staples of the Chicago CL scene... besides all the Donks.

Want a Donk?

It depends on the category. If it’s cars– sure, Sacramento is wonderful.

Sometimes you can even find some that aren’t completely rusted out!

Oh, Raphael, do you not read anything?

The neighbor sees it and just takes a burry photo? Just walking outside can be enough to frighten thieves.

Hah, they should starting making a different kind of kill switch in race cars. I’m sure something can be worked out with Nitrous.

Stealing a one-of-a-kind car seems like a good idea...

“So, whaddya think? Knock over this pillar right here?”
“Wuddah look like, an architect? Sure, yeah, that one.”
“You sure?”
“They all gotta come down eventually, amirite?”
“Okay, here goes!”

Sooo... the demolition jumped ahead of schedule?

Fuck that, everyone should post the LFA. Twice.

If you’re too old for this, you’re too old to go around making fake engine noises.

Such a sad question.

ok here’s what you do.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Why do you know that?