Chain. Fucking. Migration!

The fucking Simpsons beat Big Mouth, Bob’s Burgers, Bojack Horseman, and an Adventure Time spin off? Also, Luke Kirby’s ‘take’ on Lenny Bruce is pretty pathetic. 

Ric was 75. Eddie Money who died a few days ago was 70

I was a little too young for “The Cars” and “Candy-O”, but “Heartbeat City” landed like a goddamn bomb in the middle of my early adolescence. “You Might Think” was completely inescapable during the summer of 1984, and a more perfect slice of deliberately crafted pop music is hard to imagine.

From the New Scientist write-up:

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.

Sounds like Pence is making up stories because he was intimidated by the horse.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

Jokes like that don’t bother me, regardless of whether they’re funny or not. Similarly: “The Chiefs are a lot like smoking, they’re dangerous to children and pregnant women.” Also kind of a lame joke, but not an offensive one.

There’s something incredibly impressive and admirable when a player overcomes his own recovery and becomes viewed in the context of “just” an athlete, not a “comeback story” or anything of the sort. I would think most athletes vastly prefer the latter to the former; for example Jon Lester is now more well-known as an…

Really? I swear I never run across anything from them anymore. Bois’ Radio Shack thing was one of the coolest things I’ve ever read. I thought I saw Spencer on ESPN or something?

Jon Bois and Spencer Hall are still there. They’re great. The rest of it is kind of a pile of crap.

“But how many views did the post get?”

The only thing I hate more than people over reacting to real satire is people using fake satire as an excuse to be racist.

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Reference about a quarter century past the use-by date . . . as am I. Have a star and a piece of hard candy. Wake me up with Matlock is on the television, will ya’?

He dances too much!

Jacksonville is a swamp with houses, not a city

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

Y’know what made me think a lot about sexual harassment discourse recently? Tuca & Bertie.

If we’re talking individual harassment and not systematic like Weinstein, Tuca & Bertie reminded me it’s not as simple as calling out the perpetrator or getting others to believe you. Most of the time you don’t even know what to…