“Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”

The demographic makeup of the 50 States will not have changed significantly enough to make a difference. The economy will probably not implode before 2020, and will be doing fine enough that people will think it’s Trump’s presence which is helping it. Unless we can get more than 60% voting participation, he will win.…

Reminds me of stories I heard about Bill Belichick expressing his incredulity at actually beating the Rams in that first championship win: “Can you believe that we actually won with this group?” is what he’s supposed to have said.

After watching a movie that I really liked and enjoyed, I used to love to sit around and watch the credits. My son and I would look at all the different effects studios that were involved, and try to think about every one of the people that worked on the film (“Hey, look, they had 22 caterers!”). Also, I’d like to see…

I was at the new Ant-Man movie this weekend, and I was sticking around like everyone else in the audience. This young lady was doing the “I-gotta-go-bad” dance in the aisle ahead of me and just waited and waited. I felt really bad for her when the credits were finally done...

This is the correct take.

Funny you should put it that way. I was just explaining to my son why Qatar would even want to host a world cup, and I just told him that oil-rich countries with questionable human rights practices get fawned over by the media and press no matter what during large events like this.

No. The germane part of my post was that you can have problems with TLJ and still “read” RotJ in the way that it is described in this article. My specific reasons for liking or not liking TLJ are relevant only in that a) I don’t usually hold opinions that coincide with what is known as “toxic masculinity” and b) I…

Oh, you don’t have to tell me to be angry at Abrams...

I know you’re not saying this, but as someone who really, really didn’t like TLJ, it wasn’t because I wanted Luke to fuck up more shit. It’s the 30+ years of Luke being a shut-in hermit—a coward—that we don’t get. It’s all bullshit exposition. “Hey remember that guy who went through hell to learn a valuable lesson…

Yeah, but I object to the characterization that “if you don’t like The Last Jedi, you’re mis-reading The Return of the Jedi”. Not saying that you’re characterizing it like that, but the AV Club article and the original Twitter thread seem to be operating under that premise.

First page of search results for “study reveals babies are stupid” is just about how great the onion is and look at all these great headlines, including that one. Anyway, I'm surprised it isn't in the list.

Hard to choose a favorite point/counterpoint, but I'll always remember https://www.theonion.com/i-am-so-starving-vs-i-am-so-starving-1819594260

How are you gray (again?)? Too bad votes from other grays don't help...

6 out of 8. Jordan lost in the playoffs when he came back mid-season (after the one full season gone), and Hakeem got two in a row. Also, Jordan developed his fadeaway jumper after losing so he could win three more.

This is the correct take.

Is this part of your Teenage Guide to Popularity?

Hey, want to be super sad? A recent poll says 58% of Americans think Trump is “intelligent”.

No, that is candy-coating it.

He’s not racist! He pardoned a Muslim and a black! For his black friend. See! Double not-racist.