If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

Asking for enlightened views or eloquence from a dude who's been in a pool constantly since he was six might be a bit much.

Stick to news.

That line is funny 100% of the time. You could break it out while giving your grandmother’s eulogy and get a laugh.

You know Japan is racist as fuck, right? Japanese might tolerate white people, black people and brown people, and other Asians, but don’t even make an attempt to allege any particular sensitivity or openness to integration on the part of the Japanese. They really love the interracial reproduction, too...those kids…

Don't forget the crazy racism! Japan is racist as fuck.

Dude, you’re not right. You’re never gonna be right.

No, he’s not. Clay Bennett is.

Muck the Fets!

There’s no suggestion that it was ok, merely that it was, and there’s documentation everywhere, very frequent. You seem to not have read history or to want to Romanticize the noble treatment of women; don’t kid yourself. While women have always been strong and capable, they did not have any real power in society…

Nope. Doing 50-60. I’m going to assume steering with her knees, making creative use out of her cup holders, I mean, shit, I have no idea. But, when you see someone lifting a bowl of corn flakes up on a highway, it feels like a commercial. I figure her passenger compartment must be lined on plastic. Smokin’, though.

Every morning, I watch my neighbor walk out to her car, which is a stick shift, carrying with her an overfilled bowl of cereal with milk, a spoon and a cup of coffee. She gets in and drives off. I have seen her on the highway eating that cereal while doing her makeup and swigging coffee. She’s so fucking hot it makes…

When we stop reflexively getting shit for even daring to remark on an unattractive lady style because we’re not ladies, then, and only then can you have my cargo shorts. The three ladies in my house and I have reached detente’ on the issue. (Looking at you, 1990's Herman Munster shoes and bell-bottoms, 2000-?…

Not to be pedantic, but is the implication that she didn't choose her first husband? Because I'm pretty sure she did; their relationship just didn't work our. (I'm a fan, btw, and I operate on the assumption that all, every single one of them, musicians, actors, artists, are at least somewhat fucking crazy. I'll bet…

The same arguments were made against integration and single sex education. They worked well, obviously.

Look, violence against women is already illegal. Harassment is illegal. Sexual assault is illegal. The law isn’t going to take seriously an argument that it needs to embrace discrimination in order to protect against acts for which there are already legal and prosecutorial remedies. I’m not sure how you can possibly…

Embrace the hypocrisy. Non-discrimination means precisely that. Not separate but equal, not “safe”.

Marital rape wasn’t a crime until the 20th century in the US. Rape of slaves, both in Europe as far back as recorded history and in this country wasn’t illegal because slaves were property. Rape has been a military tactic since we’ve had war. Don’t be obtuse.

Because it matters. The analogue to the “brown people “ are the Mongols, who, despite the insistence of Romanized Europeans on calling them “barbarians”, were not only not barbarians, but possessed of a sophisticated city and very powerful army.