Get into Harvard, then critique his intelligence. It’s riduculous that people expect perfect articulation by famous people. Have you never been misinterpreted?

Cool pope, my ass.

It’s weird that women are asked those questions when men aren’t(as frequently). It’s hard to argue that multiple marriages aren’t a characteristic of high achievers, particularly if spouses don’t enjoy equivalent success or if their roles are relegated to home and childcare. Divorces bring financial pressures and…

The first thing you do is say, "Fuck Scotch". The second thing you do is open your emergency bottle of Red Breast.

Any grandfather-driven Lincoln Town Car, any vintage. Or priest-driven, if Gramps had a lead foot. The same holds true for Chevy's Caprice Classic.

It was also a highly underrated snow car. I shit you not, it would go through anything.

You’re not a parent, you’re an owner. It’s not semantics. Parental love is different to be sure, but so are parental responsibilities and the consequences for parenting failures. Parenting involves preparing another human being to live independently in society, or taking care of a disabled kid for the entirety of…

The “greatest generation” fought and ended WWII, went to the moon, enacted the Civil Rights Act, the Great Society programs, built the interstate highway system, ENIAC, etc, etc.

Unless I’m living in some alternate universe, “straight-acting” is absolutely part of the gay vernacular. One might argue that it’s a shame that no one has developed a coherent substitute to describe those contradictory qualities, what with the whole “being gay and doing gay stuff thing”, but it’s pretty tough to…

Bad marriages don’t build great people. Lots and lots of people exhibit stereotypical behavior in bad relationships. He doesn’t contribute, so she yells about it. Since they never actually negotiate a compromise, you see cyclical behavior. The parent who takes less frustration out on the kid has more influence, next…

It’s different. Much different. Think of the difference between Murder One and Manslaughter. (I’m not equating the crimes, btw).

All you had to write was the headline, dude.

A) Broken earpiece Ditka was absolute gold in the pre-game. Gold.

Well, maybe they should call the show, Successful Women With Careers Married to Successful Men Who Have Been Somehow Conned Into Subsidizing the Extravagent Lifestyles of the Aforementioned Successful Women, All of Whom Like to Get Together and Behave Badly in (city of your choice). Don’t know that’s an easy acronym,…

Right. It’s a Catholic hospital. Much like a Catholic school, non (religious or otherwise) Catholics shouldn’t expect the institution to disregard Catholic teaching.

I have read some dumb shit in my time. Self-indulgent shit. Shit that has revealed how little the writer knows about the subject. Congrats on the trifecta.

I think it’s possible to advocate for diversity and inclusion without being resoundingly articulate in every circumstance. No serious person with any familiarity whatsoever with Damon’s background (or marriage, for that matter) should operate under the assumption that he’s a misogynist racist.

Fuck off, dude. You’ve called me a racist.

Anyone who remembers Times Square, “the way it was” doesn’t do so fondly. Young people who refer to the square as some romantic anachronism are illustrating precisely why people knock the young for lacking perspective.

Buddy, I’m not racist. I do live in a place where kids regularly shoot other kids because of “disrespect” or other stupid reasons. If you advocate violence, the you are effectively advocating for the results of violent behavior: death, accidental death of innocents, permanent injury, etc.