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Somebody already beat you to this.

I'm having my first "real" office-experience job in America, and I knew it was going to be oh so much fun my first day of lunch, when a woman came into the kitchen while I was microwaving my meal, announced to the room, "Don't look! I'm going to weigh myself!" and then proceeded to get on the BATHROOM SCALE that I

At least it looks sorta comfy.

To this man, his father, and all men like him I say:

I have some scissors that would do it.

My husband and I both work, but we don't make a lot of money. At one point, when it was just me working, we made $37 too much to qualify for food assistance.

I am a cyclist and I say jerks.

I had a similar accident as your #1: Grade three, sitting in class when the principal comes into our room with two girls in tow and announces that they've skipped grade two and will be joining our class. I turn around to see, slip off my chair and fall flat on my face on the desk behind me. Bloody nose, bloody mouth,

~ This weekend

Apparently it's from from Jan Švankmajer's short film Dimensions of Dialogue. And it's not the weirdest thing he's done.

not to ruin it but is that a continuity error that the girl on the right goes from a 2-piece dress to a 1 piece dress?

Bonus:

I'm just liking your opinion of Myth Busters. I love science, but I hate that stupid show. On an equal standing with Top Gear.

"A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine."

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

Stories like this reinforce a fear of spiders and leave people with a mistaken impression of what spiders are and how they behave.

Really?! There are "certain otherwise reasonable Jezebel" commenters who don't acknowledge white privilege?!

The only feelings I have towards high heels is that the sound they make in the office annoys the shit out of me. I don't want to hear you at the other end of the building walking around.