Except a drought emergency was declared here in WA because of our almostalmost complete lack of snowfall this past winter.

Yet no one batted an eye when Kevin Spacey was cast as the main character in American Beauty in 1999. In the novel the character is black.

As a warning of sorts, in some of the hospitality/Ranger stations in the park, there is a looped video playing on a flat-screen t.v. of about twenty incidents of tourists getting gored/thrown/trampled by bison. ALL of them were attempting to get close-up photos of/with the bison. When we got back to our camp, shortly…

Seems like you got two out of three right at least. The other may be true as well, but harder to verify.

My SO is a stylist, and she prefers to suss out the client’s preferences. She has some clients that talk with her non-stop, and others who prefer to listen to music or look at their phones. With most, conversation waxes and wanes. She’s had one client for a very long time who prefers complete silence; he works a high…

I heard it used on a Scooby-Doo episode from the 70’s. Shaggy and Scooby are flipping a coin to see who has to go into the scary somethingerother.

So according to the Virginia legal code, it is illegal to file false charges (class one misdemeanor,) so shouldn’t these officers be prosecuted?

Paprika is not spicy, it’s just powdered, smoked sweet red peppers, usually of the Hungarian variety. It has a very slightly smokey flavor. It will probably improve the Kraft stuff.

My SO is a hairstylist and I had no idea, before meeting her, that stylists are always getting hair-splinters; sharp barbs of hair that work their way through the clothing and into the skin. She said it causes painful itching similar to when one gets fiberglass on their skin. She has to pluck them out with tweezers.

“burst into treats...”

Good to know. Thanks!

Would I be able to serve divorce decree enforcement docs via facebook? My deadbeat ex is deliberately hard to find while I am getting sued for the debts she agreed to pay.

I have a plain black gustbuster, and it has lasted about 10 years so far. Actually, I have no idea how old it is, since I got it from lost-and-found at a restaurant I worked at (after it had sat unclaimed for months. )

I have a plain black gustbuster, and it has lasted about 10 years so far. Actually, I have no idea how old it is,…

I see on his website’s biography page that he “works” a 40-acre farm. Is there a way to find out if he receives subsidies?

Our dog is the fun-police. She's a pit-bull mix with a VERY loud bark, and if we (the humans) do any tickling or spanking, she stands there and barks at us over and over, "no rough-play goddammit!" hurting our ears until we send her to the next room.

I totally get it: I'm a dude and blowjobs just don't do it for me. I've had women try really hard, at their request, but after a while I just feel bad that it isn't working and that she'll just end up with jaw and neck strain without even the satisfaction of a job well done. I will go down on a woman any chance I get,…

yes, but exhaust isn't.

Thankyouthankyouthankyou so much for this comment.

I think "get a divorce" is exactly the right answer. I was married to a woman like this for 15 years, and 4 years later I am in therapy dealing with the issues that are affecting my current relationships. My god, reading this got my heart racing and my palms sweating because it was so similar to my situation...and…

Ug, Twizzlers are gross; like cherry-flavored wax.