this was my go-to comfort film for a solid 5 years, at least. i’m so happy to learn other fans are out there!!!

Is that why you were kicked out of the army?

I remember seeing this in theaters and telling people it was very similar in feel to The Princes Bride.  Both are great fun movies in my opinion. Shame this one flopped so hard

Also, I’m pretty sure Wall is next to a wall to a magical land, not surrounded by it. Also, the star’s heart doesn’t give Michelle Pfeiffer and her witch sisters “eternal youth” it gives them extended youth and longevity, but it wears out and needs to be replenished (hence the talk about them being all out of the…

“It’s alright captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie.”

Great movie!  I would do a movie marathon with this and TPB!

Such a good movie. Like, it should be known on the level of Princess Bride and Willow.

I love this film. And Take That-Rule The World is still my jam.

the pockets are specially designed to distract you from the feet

and all of his related indentured rail-servants on the Island of Sodor, are creepy as hell

and it allows the toy manufacturer to re-use He-Man molds for other crap.

No mention of how Thomas somehow went from six rail wheels to four despite the otherwise jacked-up upgrades he’s got? Are rail wheels on trains equivalent to exhaust tips? Is he actually hiding a meager 2.0T under tons of cladding?

“Remember when action figures started getting crazy jacked and muscular, even when the original source human of that figure was not remotely like that? It felt weird and forced, and, especially when it happened to cultural staples like Luke Skywalker up there, made us take a moment to re-evaluate just what, as a…

Nah they are just tattoos. 

Rear panel would make a nice strip mall...

Read it all the way through. That wasn’t vampire drain, that was Sentry Mode, or some third party apps also prevent the car from sleeping.

An apostrophe indicates the next letter is likely to be an “s”.

Just like you!

In the event of a front end crash, I’d much rather the vehicle deflect and rotate onto it’s side rather than destroy my legs. A lot of cars aren’t as caring about your shins in the small frontal overlap test.

That said, properly strapped in using the seatbelt you shouldn’t be ejected from the vehicle. The forces will…

Shocker: High center of gravity off road capable vehicle with minimal front overhang rides right over the effing small offset barrier test.