Anyone else find themselves humming Johnny Cash’s “One Piece At A Time”?

Word of warning - think of this as a PSA or just a patronizing “I-already-knew-that” - if you have beige leather, never sit on it with wet/damp jeans. The blue dye in jeans (specially new pairs that haven’t been washed much) loves to leach out and stain light-colored leather. I’m told it’s permanent.

To echo Anonymic - that is a hilarious story.

Thank you!

The sad thing is that this car is now finished to a higher standard than it ever was when it left the AMC factory. Malaise years, indeed..!

“Stop torturing yourself, man! You’ll never afford it! Live in the now!”

If you’re thinking of getting one of these for 4K playback, be warned - they all require that your TV supports the HDCP 2.2 standard. I have a ~3 years old Seiki-brand 4K TV (hey, it was cheap on Black Friday) and was disgusted to find that my new Roku 4 box wouldn’t talk to it at optimum resolution - because the TV…

Paraphrasing Pratchett-paraphrasing-Dr.-Johnson - “When one is tired of London, one is tired of ankle-deep slurry.”

You really are a miserable troll, aren’t you?

Tip #8: When putting oil into your car, here’s this one weird trick that will amaze you: look for a screwtop under the hood labelled “710" and pour it in there. SO MUCH quicker than pouring it in via the screenwash nozzles, and SO MUCH less messy.

As ever with Torch articles, I find myself closely examining the pixels in the “adverts” to see if they’ve been ‘shopped (I can tell, having seen a few in my time, etc).

Not quite - the ad could be worded better, but on close inspection it actually says you can _only get the chrome trumpets_ if you go for Colonel Bogey as the theme.

Oh, FFS! Still gray?

Oh, easy. Option 2 - Aston Martin, with _blacked out windows_. I’m in the car, pleasuring myself - but the audience can’t see me. Heh heh.

Also - it really sucks that I’m still grayed. I thought the whole point of the Approval system for comments was to weed out those obnoxious “My cousin’s roomie’s ObGyn makes over eleventy bajillion dollars working for google!!11!!” spam posts; the fact that those are still appearing - while my well-crafted words of…

Is there an error on the graphic for “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”?

PS: how do I get ungrayed? I’m a nice person, honest, guv. I promise not to spam these forums with wildly improbable claims about how my niece’s best friend’s pen-pal is now making $gajillions per month working from home. Apart from anything, my spelling is too good to convincingly do those...!

Perhaps you can answer this. As a recent immigrant to the USA, this has bothered me considerably.

That Pinin Farina X is beautiful. But FOR THE LOVE OF $DEITY don’t allow Jeremy Clarkson anywhere near its three wheels.

Upvote for the McMinnville Air & Space Museum. The Spruce Goose is simply awe-inspiring - you think it’s big when you look at it from the ground, then you go inside it - and looking down the fuselage, it’s like a cathedral of the air. Incredible.