Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

$10? The last time I paid for a Miss Tutor I had to have spent at least $300 in $1’s.

This is so stupid. University stores are full of university-branded clothing. Student athletes have near unlimited access to... university-branded clothing.

I’m loving this. As a holder of a B.S. in Geology, I’m happy to see you guys in Public Admin kill off the “rocks for jocks” stereotype.

What’s your 40 time?

I’m a West Virginia alum, and I’ve heard rumors for years that Saban has said he would like to coach the Mountaineers one day. Is this true, or did the homeless people of Morgantown lie to me?

If Alabama players voted to unionize, would he spurt steam from his ears like Yosemite Sam, try to smooth-talk them out of it like Foghorn Leghorn, or some combination of the two?

Does he have a soul?

Do you think ‘Bama fans will be mad about your book when someone reads it to them?

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

Maybe he just realized Michele Bachmann was an alum

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip