So not even a full Baron. A cradle.

Oh wait. That’s a bassinet.

So a single-reed woodwind instrument?

Clarinet, whoops.

They also said the same thing about bicycles and trains.

Oh, then you hadn’t heard of one of the brainstormed ideas for Inara.

Short version: Reapers.

Ben still didn’t get that Capital One card, huh?

Okay, who the hell turned my office into a god damned onion factory?

Went to college in ABQ, so I can identify many of the BB locations.

If you can find it, try Cutwater Distilling’s Old Grove gin. It’s aged for a few months so it takes a decent bit of the edge off. Think of the difference between silver and reposado tequila.

It’s called “We wanna have a sex life like we used to before the kids, and we have enough money to make it happen”

Still called basic, according to CollegeHumor

Seriously? “Using the dark side to do good things” is pretty much how a ton of sith got started.

Probably to prevent over-penetration (where the bullet goes through you, the wall behind you, and the person behind the wall).

If they thought they had the time, they would have evacuated the people living in the surrounding apartments, and it could have turned deadly for Dobbs.

I was gonna say “Gorsuch” but then I realized that there’s no effective difference.

Dude, lions generally just act like big housecats. Minus the cuddling on humans.

“..after it is stolen from the greedy corporate magnate Capital B. Along the way...”

 OT, but this right here is why you use two spaces to separate sentences.

Well, usually it does work. The problem was that this particular plane was an Embraer regional jet (hence the two seats on each side of the aisle). They’re too small for extra jump seats (those fold-up seats near the doors that the flight attendants use). On anything that’s a 737 or bigger, they’re usually enough…

Ugh. No, it was not some employee wanting a free ride. They needed to get an entire flight crew to Louisville so that way they could fly their plane (AKA: do their job).

Ugh. The LAST thing you want to is to let reddit give themselves creddit (okay, I’ll show myself out) for anything. It just encourages them and half the time they fuck it up.

5 years? Try 6 months ago!

Ah, I still remember working at a grocery store when I was in between colleges, and this finance-bro type would come in every week, decked out in a powersuit, bluetooth headset grafted into his ear, and get the same thing:

A sandwich from the store deli (not a premade one)

Eh, not really, with regard to material advances. Again, it’s purely to do with elements. How atoms are chemically bonded to each other has very little to do with their ability to stop radiation.